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give me a leonard cohen afterworld, so i can sigh eternally. [16 May 2003|03:30pm]
[ mood | cold ]

new journal.

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i am mine. [10 May 2003|08:31pm]
[ mood | mellow ]

Evil Genius Eddie
You are Evil Genius Eddie!

Which Eddie Vedder are you?
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dear god, i do wish eddie vedder was king of the world. i love evil genius eddie as much as i love political eddie and his hard hat. *begins to build an eddie shrine out of macaroni*

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FUCK. [09 May 2003|08:58pm]
[ mood | angry ]


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bloody hell. [08 May 2003|08:40pm]

You got Benji.

Who Is Your Rock Star BoyFriend??
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LUCKY? LUCKY?! this is like a fucking plague of locusts for me! FUCK. i fucking hate benji. and good charlotte. disgusting. worthless. leave me alone.

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"please help me find my brain." - carson daly [07 May 2003|07:21pm]
[ mood | angry ]

my back hurts. avril killed metallica's 'fuel'. damn her to hell. why avril was even paying tribute to them is beyond me. she probably didn't even know about them until a week before. agh, she's so pathetic, i don't know why i even waste my time ranting about her...

i want to go to summer sanitarium. dude, that's linkin park and deftones, mudvayne... and metallica... i have to go. it's going to be so cool... i was _ this close to going to ozzfest last year. grr.

i hate school so much. i hate seminar, and all the homework, and the teachers (with the exception of mr. gallagher because he is beyond coolness... he likes stone temple pilots... too cool), and just plain everything about school. i hate waking up at 6 every morning. i hate the feeling of defeat i get because there's another day of walking through crowded hallways and doing bullshit work ahead of me. i hate art class. i hate algebra class. i hate computer class. i hate english class. i hate science. and i loathe seminar. everyone at school sucks because they just do. even the so-called 'gothic' people there suck. i need a fucking vacation...


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whack for my daddy. [03 May 2003|11:28am]
[ mood | sad ]

shorty was kind enough to use her aunt's credit card to pay for my hosting account. she's so kind. as soon as i send that money order to star-twist, the domain will be online, and i'll be packing my shit and moving there. gah, but i like being hosted by shorty. shorty is so awesome. *sigh, sniff, cries* i should make her about 134134135134123462454223413443 more fansigns.

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AIM bots are hilarious. [23 Apr 2003|03:41pm]
[ mood | giddy ]

fecal aneurysm: say my name.
SmarterChild: You are Big Penis.
fecal aneurysm: what's my name?
SmarterChild: You're Big Penis.
fecal aneurysm: i can't hear you. what's my name?
SmarterChild: I just don't know.

that's right. i'm big penis! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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pain tastes like chicken. [21 Apr 2003|04:23pm]
[ mood | indescribable ]

i burned my tongue. w00. i had to rearrange my room last weekend since my sister and i are getting a bunkbed (i get the bottom). since they don't come with the beds until tomorrow, i ripped our beds apart, so now we're sleeping on mattresses on the floor. fun fun. i'm still trying to teach myself how to play guitar; so far i've learned the intro to 'in the end' (linkin park... durr...). it sounds crappy though, but at least now i can play more chords than avril ever will. cheech and chong aren't funny; i wish comedy central would stop playing their movies so damn much. i can't find my 'frat party at the pankake festival' dvd... this bums me out. i can't wait until i get my domain up... i have a layout ready and everything. i'll have to clean out fairywings, since i don't want all that crap. and once i get rid of fairywings, shorty will probably see a HUGE increase in webspace. um... i'm off now... i ramble too much.

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haaaaaaaaaaaaappy daaaaaaaays! [20 Apr 2003|03:14pm]
[ mood | excited ]

WOOOOOOOO!!!!!! as soon as i send my $7 money order to star-twist.org, i'll be the proud owner of radio-friendly.org! W00T! AND i'm getting hosting for $2 a month, w00t w00t!

what a damn great weekend i'm having. christine put tunnel-vision.net back up (her blogs are hilarious), shorty came back, and i'm getting a domain! w00t!

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creme savers: the creamiest, dreamiest life savers yet. [18 Apr 2003|11:49am]
[ mood | confused ]

ooh look at the pretty colors. i forgot where i got the brushes but i think they're from caustic-soda.net (.org?). i'll find out later. meh, i'm off, but before i end this entry...

what the fuck is "o.p.p." (oven-baked pizza pockets?) and why is everyone "down" with it?

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i can't breathe, i've got a disease. [17 Apr 2003|03:48pm]
[ mood | sick ]

yayayayayay one week of no school. one week of no school that gives plenty of time for snoop dogg to fly down to florida and tape more bitches with no dignity for another session of 'girls gone wild'. when will there be a 'girls gone mild', where the girls finally learn their lesson and keep their shit on? i'll tell you when: when men buy the 'girls gone wild' tape and play it backwards. ...but it's one week of no school nonetheless. anyway...

i caught a cold. i hope it's not going to develop into that SARS shit everyone's getting. my nose is stuffy and i can hardly breathe. AAARGH!

i drew this really nice drawing of a girl. i wish i could scan it in to show you all. well, uh, i'm going to continue listening to matchbox twenty and jumping for joy 'til i get stuck over the fact that there's no school for a week. wee.

damn, it took me 15 minutes to type this... sheesh.

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hey! [16 Apr 2003|07:28pm]
[ mood | dorky ]

want to know what took me 5 years to figure out? i love matchbox twenty. i do. i have absolutely no problems with the band and i love a lot of their songs. and it's not like i listen only to "hard" rock... i like some "soft" stuff too... as long as it doesn't compel me to fits of projectile vomiting *cough*coldplay (even though their song 'trouble' is ok)*cough*. well, yeah, just wanted to say that. and i love rob's shirt in the band's video for 'unwell'. i think i'll make it my icon. yes.

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ahh, report card. [15 Apr 2003|06:39pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

i ripped up my report card. completely useless. a, a, c, b-, d, d, f. my seminar teacher requested a 'parent/teacher conference'... mind you, i got a b-fucking-minus in that class. what the fuck is up her ass lately? might as well say, "AHHH CATHERINE IS DOING EXCELLENT IN MY CLASS AND IT'S SO DISAPPOINTING!!". god, i hate school.

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-__- [11 Apr 2003|04:34pm]
[ mood | pissed off ]

the next person to say "linkin park sucks because of 'reanimation'" is getting my foot up their ass. what a lame fucking excuse.

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infiltrate.destroy.rebuild. [11 Apr 2003|04:27pm]
[ mood | bloated ]

awesome bands of the week (in order of awesomeness): CKY, linkin park, radiohead. that's all i've been listening to all week. CKY is now one of my favorite bands ever. i have nothing to say. i'll post later.

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who's that lounging in my chair? [10 Apr 2003|03:55pm]
[ mood | devious ]

new "layout". not really. i have finally found a store with cool stuff that preps won't go near: spencer's. BWAHA! preps are afraid of the dildos and condoms in the far corner of the store. and they have spiked bracelets and collars... YAY! i can't wait until this weekend.

and my seminar teacher can suck my ass until it's dry, i fucking hate her.

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booooored. [07 Apr 2003|07:47pm]
[ mood | bored ]

someone who shares at least 4 common interests with me, IM me. i'm so bored. please don't be an avril fan. or a teenybopper. or under the age of 13. my AIM sn is fecal aneurysm.

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with respect... [05 Apr 2003|05:15pm]
[ mood | mellow ]

RIP kurt and layne.

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wtf. i don't even listen to the band. [30 Mar 2003|05:41pm]
[ mood | confused ]

You're a True Nine Inch Nails Fan!! You really do
know a lot about Trent Reznor.

Do you really know Trent Reznor?
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that's amazing. especially since i don't know jack about the guy.

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all i want to do is be more like me and be less like you. [30 Mar 2003|03:28pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

here's a snipplet from the mudd clothing company that just baffled me:

"The House of MUDD creates clothing for trendsetters everywhere regardless of race, creed, color, sex or social status. Each style is as special as the person wearing it. It's your own personal style that makes you unique. Set the trends, don't follow them! Our name is MUDD -- we're here to show you the way!"

ok, let me point out how hypocritical that statement is. their clothes are pre-packaged. they have zillions of the exact same shirts and jeans that zillions of 12 year old girls wear. where's the uniqueness in that? "It's your own personal style that makes you unique." then there would be absolutely no point in the mudd clothing company existing, since we all have to be ourselves and shouldn't have to buy from big, trendy clothing companies, as their statement implies. cheesus christ, mudd, make your mission statement less retarded for once.

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